Dear Old Lady Pensioner who pushed in front of me in the queue at the bank yesterday,
There are a few things I would like to tell you:
1. You bitch! I bet you steal candy from babies too.
2. Although cardigans in general are not necessarily unfashionable, yours is. It looks like shit.
3. You pissed me off quite a bit yesterday, but then I realised that you probably only pushed in front of me because you have Altzheimer's, and actually forgot how queues are supposed to work.
4. You need a shave.